Who puts messages in protein bars?

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"  Poop!  " Curtis said to himself. Yeah, sure, why not, but what about that? Don't you wonder where the guys manage to find several thousand, or even hundreds of thousands, of insects every day, given the vats? No? Well, it's probably just an uninteresting detail: after all, it's only the basis for the survival of a whole section of the train, it didn't deserve a rational explanation. No matter: Curtis already has questions, like "  " The thief in charge is unable to answer precisely, but adds that a message arrived today that reads "Water."

"  The cistern!  " exclaims Gandalf, who is accompanying the expedition. "  It's two cars over, and whoever controls the cistern controls all the water on the train and can therefore trade for whatever they want, like coke and f— b2b email list freedom and all that.  " This is indeed very interesting, so Minsoo is asked to get busy opening the next door. But while he's working on it, Curtis goes to find his daughter, Yuna. And asks her:

"  You who have clairvoyant powers, what is on the other side of the door? " 

What… sorry?

Clairvoyant powers? Since when? Wait, that was never mentioned in the movie, where did Curtis suddenly get that from? Okay, let's just say he's the one with clairvoyant powers. So, Yuna suddenly becomes clairvoyant (yes, really), and poof, announces this amazing thing: "  There's great danger on the other side of the door, don't open it! " 

Well, thanks for your help, Yuna. I suggest everyone go back to the back of the train and play Uno.

Anyway, it's too late: Minsoo has already hacked the door, which opens and reveals... a car without furniture containing only a horde of guys with balaclavas and axes. Because yes, when the guys boarded the last train of humanity, they thought that a cargo of 150 axes was perfect for... cutting down trees that aren't there? This film is definitely wonderful: in short, our 150 guys armed with axes wait quietly in the car and as soon as the 3rd class get in, a big fight breaks out with many deaths on both sides. A fight that involves, among other things, twists like "  I slipped on a fish that was lying on the ground, chief ." Yes, a fish. In the middle of the train. Hint: when a film has plot devices like those in Shanghai Cop , it's a pretty bad sign.

And then suddenly, poof, everyone stops.

Ah? But? What? Like that, hop?

Yes, yes: Gertrude, the nasty speech expert, has just arrived to give a speech because it's... New Year's.

Yes, it's war, but it's urgent. They're even counting down.

Quality, all that.

New Year which is marked, as the train goes around the world in exactly one year, by a passage over a huge bridge (which also maintains itself). In short, since it is New Year, we listen to Gertrude wishing everyone a happy new year (true) before adding a little by saying that the 3rd class are naughty to rebel, and that in any case, 74% of them are going to die.