So let's jump back in time

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Guided by his fox terrier instinct, Bob goes to bury the Aether as he was asked. But guided by his intelligence, also that of a fox terrier, he must not have understood everything because he buries nothing and is content to hide everything in some cave, because it's less tiring (but according to the voiceover, he did his job very well, she must not be watching the same movie as me). All right, elves, the Aether, fox terriers, are you ready for the next part?


Nowadays, on Asgard, the kitschy planet that looks like an under-budgeted Dior ad, Loki, god of roguery, is escorted by guards to the throne room where his father, Odin, is waiting for him. And the king of the gods is a little buy phone number list grumpy, because, well, Loki did all kinds of stupid things in Thor I , then in Avengers , and he's still bringing it up, even though, given the quality of the films, well, well. Also, it's time he was punished: he's sentenced to prison so he can think about what he did, the rascal. Loki throws his little tantrum like "  I don't care, you're not my father!  " or "  And first of all, you always preferred Thor even though he's as dumb as a door, boohoo! " But no fuss: the little rascal is in the hole. There, he'll have plenty of time to cry on his bed, listen to Kyo, or even get a belly button piercing. What a rebel.

And what about Thor in all this? Well, he's busy on one of the 9 worlds watched over by Asgard (which isn't much in the universe, you'll agree) beating up bad guys with a magic hammer. The local bad guys are quickly defeated and their prisoners taken to Asgard. So Thor can go home to hear his father tell him that he's so super and that one day, he'll make an excellent king, not like that little whore Loki. But Odin may be one-eyed, but that doesn't mean he's blind:

“By the way, my little Totor… 
– Dad, I don't like it when you call me that, it sounds stupid.
– Yes, well, precisely, since… no, wait, I was going to be a bit direct. Listen, Totor, you're big, you have a beard and a magic hammer now. It would be good if you thought about… you see?
– To pass the baccalaureate?
– Yeah… no. Actually, I was thinking more about finding you a girlfriend! Because we're among the Vikings, homosexuality is punishable by death here, so let's be clear about that right away, okay? If you have something to tell me, do it now.