Still scream about censorship, eh!
Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2025 3:38 am
11: Real life. Following a terrible misunderstanding, you're forced to work a full day, produce results, and be accountable. You're very unhappy and immediately slam a coke-based money card to forget. Never again.
12: Square Ségolène Royal. Ségolène Royal, the well-known Duke of Change, intervenes in the campaign. The warp immediately opens above La Rochelle for obscure reasons and swallows part of the city, as well as you, while you were campaigning there. Reality distorts, and you think you've been erased, but you finally find yourself in square 6 a few days earlier. Enough of Ségolène Royal now! Space-time is not a game!
13: Distributing leaflets in the markets. You send your activists to the markets to special lead distribute your leaflets to passersby. None of them read a single line of your flyer, since it's the 21st century. Your beautiful prints with your mug end up trampled near the tomato crates. Lose a money card immediately for the printing costs. Two if you play as The Greens, since wasting that much paper deserves a penalty.
14: Parliamentary Assistants. As you check the pay slips of your parliamentary assistants, you discover that you've recruited your wife, daughter, nephew, and brother-in-law! Wow! How funny! What a coincidence! Trade a scam card to play innocent, but win a money card in return thanks to the cleverly received money.
15: Fictitious Jobs. When some commission asks you about the twelve advisors you employ, you are unable to name or describe a single one of them. This is crazy! Immediately lose a Money card to grease the palm of the rightful owner, but draw a Scam card to represent the influence gained thanks to your henchmen employed to run your campaign with public money.
16: Not happy! People are not happy. We're in France, at the same time. All the majority players lose a trick card since no one listens to them anymore. They must immediately agree on who to blame. Since they then highlight someone who hadn't asked for so much, the player in question gets their lost trick cards back.
12: Square Ségolène Royal. Ségolène Royal, the well-known Duke of Change, intervenes in the campaign. The warp immediately opens above La Rochelle for obscure reasons and swallows part of the city, as well as you, while you were campaigning there. Reality distorts, and you think you've been erased, but you finally find yourself in square 6 a few days earlier. Enough of Ségolène Royal now! Space-time is not a game!
13: Distributing leaflets in the markets. You send your activists to the markets to special lead distribute your leaflets to passersby. None of them read a single line of your flyer, since it's the 21st century. Your beautiful prints with your mug end up trampled near the tomato crates. Lose a money card immediately for the printing costs. Two if you play as The Greens, since wasting that much paper deserves a penalty.
14: Parliamentary Assistants. As you check the pay slips of your parliamentary assistants, you discover that you've recruited your wife, daughter, nephew, and brother-in-law! Wow! How funny! What a coincidence! Trade a scam card to play innocent, but win a money card in return thanks to the cleverly received money.
15: Fictitious Jobs. When some commission asks you about the twelve advisors you employ, you are unable to name or describe a single one of them. This is crazy! Immediately lose a Money card to grease the palm of the rightful owner, but draw a Scam card to represent the influence gained thanks to your henchmen employed to run your campaign with public money.
16: Not happy! People are not happy. We're in France, at the same time. All the majority players lose a trick card since no one listens to them anymore. They must immediately agree on who to blame. Since they then highlight someone who hadn't asked for so much, the player in question gets their lost trick cards back.