We put things into perspective
Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2025 6:37 am
A few seconds later, he gets his face smashed in, which is good because he pays for all the other annoying children in American movies (even if this child isn't really American).
On the set of The Master Windu Show, okay, a child just ended up as a pulp, but he was already vaguely Muslim, and still, the robots did their job well. So why not deploy them in our streets?
Good question, but that's all for this show. So let's go to Detroit, where at the police station, officer Alex Murphy returns from a mission a little angry, his partner Jack Lewis having just been shot. Indeed, while the two were on an undercover mission disguised as dog punks in the gang of Vallon, a local villain who traffics a lot of weapons, and they had finally met said job function email database Vallon, the latter received a mysterious phone call warning him that he was actually dealing with agents of the constabulary (they didn't have their can of 8-6, it's true that it was suspicious). So he quickly set sail, left men behind to cover his escape, and in the process, Jack Lewis ate a prune. Damn! So Alex loaded the thief into an ambulance and went to the station to report to his boss, Karen Dean.
"So Murphy, what's this all about? I give you a great partner who was actually Omar in The Wire, and you let him get shot?"
– A) He's my best friend B) He's black C) It's a blockbuster, what do you think was going to happen to him?
– Good point, Murphy. But still: why did you take on Vallon's gang alone? You should have called for backup!
- You know very well there are corrupt cops here, if I had called, we would have been ratted out even sooner!
– Murphy…
– But look! Agents Débilou 1 & 2 have been working on the Vallon case for two years! They haven't made a single arrest, doesn't that seem strange to you?
– Well, I… I'll talk to Internal Affairs about it. When I get the chance. Between two doors. If I find their number.
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It's true that the whole thing about the guys not arresting anyone isn't at all suspicious. So, for two years, they didn't once think about arresting a random guy, or even a gang member, to keep him for a few hours and then get him out again, just to pretend? No: the guys have been eating fajitas in their office for two years without doing anything. It's... brilliant. Another thing that's not at all suspicious: the boss's lack of enthusiasm for reacting. Especially when Alex Murphy adds:
" Also, the weapons that Vallon sells on the streets: according to the first elements of our investigation, they come from police seals, so eh! "
But the boss's only response was that, well, you know, well, in the end, eh, all that isn't so serious, we'll see.
On the set of The Master Windu Show, okay, a child just ended up as a pulp, but he was already vaguely Muslim, and still, the robots did their job well. So why not deploy them in our streets?
Good question, but that's all for this show. So let's go to Detroit, where at the police station, officer Alex Murphy returns from a mission a little angry, his partner Jack Lewis having just been shot. Indeed, while the two were on an undercover mission disguised as dog punks in the gang of Vallon, a local villain who traffics a lot of weapons, and they had finally met said job function email database Vallon, the latter received a mysterious phone call warning him that he was actually dealing with agents of the constabulary (they didn't have their can of 8-6, it's true that it was suspicious). So he quickly set sail, left men behind to cover his escape, and in the process, Jack Lewis ate a prune. Damn! So Alex loaded the thief into an ambulance and went to the station to report to his boss, Karen Dean.
"So Murphy, what's this all about? I give you a great partner who was actually Omar in The Wire, and you let him get shot?"
– A) He's my best friend B) He's black C) It's a blockbuster, what do you think was going to happen to him?
– Good point, Murphy. But still: why did you take on Vallon's gang alone? You should have called for backup!
- You know very well there are corrupt cops here, if I had called, we would have been ratted out even sooner!
– Murphy…
– But look! Agents Débilou 1 & 2 have been working on the Vallon case for two years! They haven't made a single arrest, doesn't that seem strange to you?
– Well, I… I'll talk to Internal Affairs about it. When I get the chance. Between two doors. If I find their number.
0
It's true that the whole thing about the guys not arresting anyone isn't at all suspicious. So, for two years, they didn't once think about arresting a random guy, or even a gang member, to keep him for a few hours and then get him out again, just to pretend? No: the guys have been eating fajitas in their office for two years without doing anything. It's... brilliant. Another thing that's not at all suspicious: the boss's lack of enthusiasm for reacting. Especially when Alex Murphy adds:
" Also, the weapons that Vallon sells on the streets: according to the first elements of our investigation, they come from police seals, so eh! "
But the boss's only response was that, well, you know, well, in the end, eh, all that isn't so serious, we'll see.