With unstoppable logic

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 I then decided to distance myself from humanity, from gargoyles and demons. I stayed there for centuries, training alone with my rotten sticks. I trained for a long time. Don't ask me how: I probably learned Taekondo from a field mouse and the science of the stick from an old salmon who had traveled in his time, but the fact remains that for nearly two centuries, I stayed there, far from everyone, living my little life as a walking corpse. And then one day, the demons found me. " 

And grumpily, our hero decided to ambush them. he has two sticks and a pair of underpants. Wait, no: let's stick to the sticks, otherwise, this thing will get out of hand. You're thinking, "  He's going to wait hidden and beat the bad guys industry email list with his sticks  "? Naive as you are. I'll give you step 1 of the plan: he plants a stick, in plain sight, in a clearing. Now you're saying, "  Oh no, but I get it: with one stick, he makes a decoy, and he beats them up with the other!  " Well, no, still not. In fact, the second stick, he... he... well, he doesn't care. Instead, he looks for the least practical weapon possible (no, not the underpants, I said to stop with that), namely an old flint that he engraves with the Super Cross... and he attacks the bad guys with it.

Yes, yes: the film tells you that the guy spends two centuries learning how to handle the stick, and the day he has to use it, he makes everything out of stones.

Okay. Okay. Good, good.

I think I'm starting to understand the idea behind movies with 3D glasses: it's meant to complicate the exchange of glances between viewers, ranging from doubtful to downright dismayed. It makes sense.

After grinding up the crooks, our friend Adam says to himself that well, eh, if that's how it is, he'll go find him, there, Naberius the prince of darkness, and calm him down once and for all. Maybe afterward, he'll leave him alone. No problem then: Adam decides to go back to the city (there's only one, the one with the cathedral with the gargoyles, poof) where people look at him strangely, him and his scarred head. So he goes to a nightclub (because the bouncers love to let this kind of bad boy in) since everyone knows that demons always hide where David Guetta is playing, and he spots a group of guys who seem to be the demonic type (he knows because... yes, because... raaah, you know! Anyway, he knows, shh now). So he tails one of them to a quiet alley, where the demon quickly decides that it won't happen like that and engages in combat.